Friday, November 19, 2004

Inspector Clouseau to replace Condoleeza Rice

In a surprise announcement today, President Bush said he wants to replace Dr. Rice with Inspector Clouseau as National Security Advisor. "The inspector will bring to this position a level of incompetence that the previous National Security advisor made her trademark", Mr. Bush noted. "Afterall, without Condi, 9/11 could never have happened, and I would not be standing here before you, a re-elected president of these U-nited States".

When later informed that the inspector was only a movie character and not a real person, the president groused, "Well, fuck 'im. What about that Magoo feller? Think he's available?"


Blogger pureplum said...

I love this.

6:53 PM  

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